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[趣味英语]趣味英语Q&A[佚名][12-27]Q: Whats the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea cant hav……
[趣味英语]他真是一个大人物[佚名][12-27]He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he d……
[趣味英语]它们是从美国直接带来的[佚名][12-27]Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States,……
[趣味英语]我的狗不识字[佚名][12-27]Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advert……
[趣味英语]给我那个打赢的[佚名][12-27]Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- Im sorry, sir. It must hav……
[趣味英语]吝啬鬼请客[佚名][12-27]The mean mans party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a fri……
[趣味英语]对“年轻者”的忠告[佚名][12-27]Advice for Kid A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retir……
[趣味英语]哪一个女人[佚名][12-27]Which woman? One evening I drove my husbands car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed tha……
[趣味英语]医生住在楼下[佚名][12-27]The doctor lives downstairs Doctor, she said loudly, bouncing into the room, I want you to say fran……
[趣味英语]只剩一个引擎[佚名][12-27]One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, Att……
[趣味英语]逻辑推理[佚名][12-27]Logic Reasoning A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. Here is the situat……
[趣味英语]瞌睡者[佚名][12-27]The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the se……
[趣味英语]理所当然[佚名][12-27]THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word Sex had been s……
[趣味英语]约会[佚名][12-27]When the young waitress in the café in Toms building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattere……
[趣味英语]可是老师哭了[佚名][12-27] But the teacher cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father ……
[趣味英语]精明的家庭主妇[佚名][12-27]A Smart Housewife. A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consu……
[趣味英语]只算现金和信用卡[佚名][12-27]Only cash and credit cards When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room,……
[趣味英语]狗也知道这个谚语吗？[佚名][12-27]Does the dog know the proverb, too? The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. I……
[趣味英语]父亲在哪儿？[佚名][12-27]Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. Look, said the eld……
[趣味英语]是灯光吸引了他们[佚名][12-27]Do you think its the light thats attracting them? Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a ru……
[趣味英语]可怜的丈夫[佚名][12-27]The poor husbandYou cant imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained……
[趣味英语]我没有睡着[佚名][12-27]I Wasnt Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conducto……
[趣味英语]26年的计划：照英文字母顺序环游世界[佚名][12-27]在我40岁的那年，与一般人没两样，我也遭逢中年危机，我重新省视自己的生命，并了解到这40年来，我想做的事都已经做过了。问题是接下来还可以做什么？后来我想到，还有许多新奇冒险的世界，等着我去发掘。我立定……
[趣味英语]con & scam: 骗子、骗局与骗术[佚名][12-27]经常听到身边的人讲述自己或他人被骗财骗物的经历，讲述者最后大多都会感叹骗子的奸猾和骗局的迷惑。今天就给大家介绍与此相关的两个英语词汇：con 和 scam。 这两个词都有“欺骗、诈骗、诓骗”的……
[趣味英语]天文学家发现一颗新型岩状类地行星[佚名][12-27]A planet that may be Earth-like - but too hot for life as we know it - has been discovered orbiting ……
[趣味英语]英语脑筋急转弯，你今天做了没有？[佚名][12-27] 说到脑筋急转弯大家一定不陌生，在生活我们常会问别人或被别人问。但是你做过英语脑筋急转弯吗？从今天起～violin～带你体验英语脑筋急转弯。你可以边提高英语的理解能力，边检查你的智力！为什么……
[趣味英语]英语十二个月份名称由来[佚名][12-27]英语中的月份均来自于拉丁语，其中大多为罗马神的名字。 一月January：源于罗马神话中一位叫Janus的两面神，他的脑袋前后各长有一副面孔，古罗马钱币上也常刻有其形象。Janus是天宫的守门人，每……
[趣味英语]『英文笑话【1】』[佚名][12-27]TOMS EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corne……
[趣味英语]『英文笑话【2】』[佚名][12-27]IM NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF. Miles sometime went to the barbers during working hours to have his ha……
[趣味英语]『英文笑话【3】』[佚名][12-27]I CAN GO HOME. One day after school the teacher said to his students, Tomorrow morning, if any one o……